Oh, Bing Translate. How we love you for how you mangle up even translations to phonetic languages.

Original English text:
"One day, he began to wonder if there was anyone like him in the big city that lies beyond the lakefront, therefore beyond the meadow. "There might be another me," he said to himself. "If everyone left the meadow because of the city, then they might be in the city. I must go on." So he grabbed a flower as a memento of the meadow, packed up, and headed out for the city. What he didn't realize, however, was the dangers ahead. Beyond the lakefront, there was a road full of cars and trucks moving at a fast rate. Animals could potentially run amok after escaping from the zoo."

After Dutch:
"One day, he began to wonder if there is someone like him in the big city that is therefore outside of the Meadow outside the lake front. "There might be another me," he said to himself. "If everyone the Meadow because of leave the city, then they may be in the city. I have to go. " So he picked up a flower as a memento of the Meadow, packed, and head off for the city. What he doesn't realize, however, was the dangers ahead. In addition to the lake front, there was a road filled with cars and trucks moving at a rapid pace. Animals could potentially run amok after escaping from the Zoo."

After French:
"One day, he began to wonder if there is someone like him in the big city that is so outside the Meadow outside the edge of the Lake. "There could be another me," he said. "If everyone l'alpage due to leave the city, they can be in the city. I have to leave. "So he picked up a flower as a souvenir of the Meadow, packaged and head off to the city. What it does not, however, was the upcoming dangers. In addition the edge of the Lake, there was a road filled with cars and trucks moving at a rapid pace. Animals could potentially go wild after escaping from the Zoo."

After German:
"One day he began to questions, whether it someone like him in the big city that is so outside the Meadow outside the shores of the Lake. "It might be me, another" he said. "If every l ' alpage leave the city, which can be in the city." I have to leave. "So he took a flower as a souvenir of the Meadow, packaged and head off to the city." What was there not, but the impending dangers. Beyond the edge of the Lake was a road with cars and trucks, the movement at a rapid pace filled. Animals could go potentially wild after escaping from the Zoo."

After Italian:
"One day he began to questions, whether it someone like him in the big city that is so outside the Meadow outside the shores of the Lake. "It might be me, another" he said. "If every l ' alpage leave the city, which can be in the city." I have to leave. "So he took a flower as a souvenir of the Meadow, packaged and head off to the city." What was there not, but the impending dangers. Beyond the edge of the Lake was a road with cars and trucks, the movement at a rapid pace filled. Animals could go potentially wild after escaping from the Zoo."
Bing Translate actually got a translation right. *crowd cheers*

After Japanese:
"Whether someone likes or that he is outside on the banks of the Lake, meadows began to question one of his metropolis. "It could I be anymore one single" and he said. "If all l ' city can leave to cities at the alpage". Leave. "So he took as a souvenir to the Meadow Flowers, packages and off city. "There is no what imminent danger. Was a beyond the edge of the Lake at a pace car or truck on the road filled with rapid movement. You can go wild animals had escaped from the Zoo could be."

After Russian:
"Whether someone likes or he is out on the Lake, meadows began to question one of his Metropolis. "That I could be a more unified," he said. "If all the l ' you can leave the city in the city at the alpage". Leave. "So he took as a souvenir of the Meadow Flowers, packages and out of the city."Not that there was an imminent risk. Was over the edge of the Lake at a pace car or truck on the road filled with fast movement. You can go wild animals escaped from the Zoo can be."

After Spanish:
"If someone likes or is at the Lake, meadows began to question one of their metropolis. "That could be a more unified," he said. "If all the l ' leaving the city in the city at the alpage". License. "So it took as a souvenir of the Meadow Flowers, packages and out of the city".It is not that there was an imminent risk. It was on the edge of the Lake to a car's pace or van on the road filled with fast-moving. You can go wild can be escaped from the Zoo's animals."

What can we all learn from this?

• People can meadow because of leave the city.


• Movements at a rapid pace can fill a road with cars and trucks.


• Meadows can question a metropolis belonging to someone.


• All cities can leave to cities at an alpage (whatever that means).


• Someone took packages and "out of the city" as a souvenir of the meadow.


• Never trust Bing Translate.